"I know, stop pressuring me, I'll come up with something just calm down. Come back tomorrow and I'll tell you what I decided to do."
"Tomorrow!? The parade is tomorrow."
"I said I know. Trust me, have I ever let us down?"
"Well no, but-" Ring ring. "Hello..."
Rebecca walked away while her assistant Evelyn talked on the phone. So far in her life Rebecca had always had a great ability to come up with creative solutions to problems, especially when she was willing to be... morally flexible. Nothing was coming to her though. She didn't know anyone she could birbe to pretend to be the fake beauty queen, and she and Evelyn would need to be seen at the parade, so they were both out. What to do?
"Oh my god, that asshole. Let him rot in jail, I'm not bailing him out!" Evelyn screamed from across the room snapping Rebecca out of her thoughts.
"What's that about?
"My asshole brother in law. He's in jail for beating up someone. He goes out with his friends and picks fights with anyone he thinks is gay to impress his old high school football buddies."
Rebecca began to smile.
"Wait, is it Warren?"
"Yes"
"I've met him. He is an asshole. You know..."
Evelyn could tell by the way she was staring off into space, Rebecca was forming an idea. She knew better than to interrupt her trains of thought. They were always brilliant.
"Oh, that will be perfect. Hah! I love it!" Rebecca said.
"What is it? What's your idea?"
Rebecca fished through a drawer and came out with a small vial of clear liquid. "Go bail him out. On your way there, buy him some water and pour this into it. Make sure he drinks it."
"Ok, are you going to explain?"
"It's better just to show you. I've got something almost ready I've been working on. I was planning to use it on this tough bitch at the gym who hates being feminine, but I think using it on Warren will be even more fun, and it'll solve our problem. I'll need a few hours to get it ready, but it should be done by the time you get back."
***
Four hours later when Evelyn pulled her car back into the warehouse, Warren was asleep in the passenger seat and Rebecca was fiddling with some kind of mannequin on the parade float.
Immediately Evelyn could see what Rebecca's plan was.
Rebecca jumped down, and made a proud ta da gesture toward the thing standing on the float. It was a mannequin standing on the float in a flamboyant beauty queen dress. There was a huge bouffant wig, and a very realistic looking mask with the eyes cut out
"It's totally self contained, and it will keep him in place. He'll basically be trapped inside the outfit and won't be able to get out or move much. No one will see his face, and you can't see it from here, but there's a little punitive measure under the dress." Rebecca explained.
"But what's going to keep him from going straight to the cops? or telling everyone?"
"Are you kidding? You think Warren the notorious bigot and homophobe is going to go up to anyone and say 'Hey, guess what. Remember the big breasted beauty queen in the parade? That was me!' No, he's going to want to keep this quieter than even we do."
"Ok, I'm with you I think it might work. It's worth a try at least, but what's this punitive measure? You're not going to kill or disfigure him are you?" Evelyn asked
Rebecca couldn't contain her smile. "Cmon, help me get him into the outfit and you'll see."
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