Penis envy? Hell no, Breast envy!

I'm not well versed in Freud's theory of penis envy. I do know that it isn't generally held in high regard these days. I'm absolutely certain however that through the course of human history there have been cases of women who do envy the penis. Who do have a desire for one of their own. No question of it. I mean one can safely say that in the course of human history, there have been people who wanted anything you can imagine.

I am a heterosexual male, and have always been fascinated by large breasts. I remember as a child looking at Dolly Parton's album covers and really liking what I saw. I don't think it was immediate, but at some point I recognized in myself a desire to have a pair of huge breasts of my own. Big bouncy soft squeezable tits.

As a horny teen, I experimented with several homemade breast forms. Everything from balloons under the shirt, to stealing a bra, sewing a back to the cups and filling them with uncooked beans... (I know right? why the fuck beans? Why not rice, or foam or something?) I was a horny teen. There were probably beans around. And hell, after I was done jerking off, I could boil my bra and eat it.

Anyway, it wasn't until I was an adult with some disposable income that I was able to save up a bit of money and buy the biggest pair of prosthetic breast forms I could find. I still remember the wave of sexual excitement when I put them on and slipped a shirt on. It actually looked like I had a pair of big 'ol knockers. I liked how it looked.

It's probably lucky for me that wishes aren't real, because I would get horny and wish myself a pair of MAAAASIVE titts, and I'd also wish that I could never get rid of them. And believe me, that would really complicate my life.

Here's something I drew featuring particularly big breasts. This picture goes along with a story I wrote. It's posted over at Patreon (see link below). If you've seen much of my art you'll know that most of my work features unrealistically huge breasts.

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